What things have you ever been bitten by?

ive been lunch for gnats, mosquitoes, a rat, mice, gerbils and hamsters, a rotweiller, geese, pigs,cats, a horse, lots of ferrets (ouch!), rabbits, guinea pigs, budgies, parrots, pike, , ragworm, ants with a bengal tiger thrown in for good measure (true story!) any advances on that?! :-)